Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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