see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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