put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So much rum. So many feels.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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