She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize