you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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