Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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