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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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