Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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