i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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