Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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