he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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