when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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