You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Watching her eat just hurts me
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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