It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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