Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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