Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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