Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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