this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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