ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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