we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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