He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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