her vagine was all disorganized.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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