How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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