i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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