It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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