What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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