i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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