Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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