can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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