Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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