so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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