Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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