I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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