i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
did i walk over a car last night?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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