I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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