She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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