Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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