her vagine was all disorganized.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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