please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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