My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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