it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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