Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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