Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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