The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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