toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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