she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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