Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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