Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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