how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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