i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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