Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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