"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Randomize
