In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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