we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
zippers are such a cool invention
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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