Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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