Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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