Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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